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Taoism
Shit happens |
Confucianism
Confucius say
shit happens |
Buddhism
If shit happens
it isn't really
shit |
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Zen
What is the sound of
shit happening
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Hinduism
This shit has
happened before |
Islam
If shit happens
it is the
Will of Allah |
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Protestantism
Let shit happen
to someone else |
Catholicism
If shit happens
you deserve it |
Agnosticism
What is this
shit |
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Atheism
I don't believe
this shit |
Judaism
Why does this shit
always happen to us? |
Jehovah's
Witness
Let me in your house
and I'll tell you why
shit happens |
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Rastafarianism
I don't know what
this shit is but
I'm prepared to
smoke it anyway
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